Fifty years after America’s coup d’etet,
The precursor to 9/11’s shock and awe,
The record now shows
That you Inspector Clouseaus
Missed all the Pink Panther’s faux pas.

The Pink Panther sat “Back and to the Left”
Where she used her skills with great deft
In her pillbox hat she poses
Holding pursed Guns and Roses…
A pink executioner…conscience bereft.

With rose thorns masking the dart stick
That paralyzed her husband right quick
She moved as rehearsed
For the derringer, pursed
To teach Marilyn’s old dog one last trick.

With stealth that belied her spy training
She gave Kennedy his public de-braining
Schooled in Paris by C.I.A.
She blew Jack away
And the Federal Reserve kept on reigning!

In the Zapruder film, it’s all plainly seen
By the shot trajectory shown in Frame 313!
The evidence is all there,
Like the changed part in her hair,
That the Pink Panther was the Killer Queen!
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