It is critical that your children be fully up-to-date on their logic immunizations before attending school. Many parents are becoming increasingly concerned that un-immunized children’s logical capacities might spread to their children. The community wants to ensure that our schools remain logic-free places, where children do not have to worry about being subjected to the threat of contagious, logical thinking.

You might argue that children who are immunized should not have to worry about those who are not, if the immunizations are actually that. The problem is, that would be logical, and that is exactly what we are trying to avoid. You see, logic immunizations only work if everyone who can be immunized is immunized. And that means everyone, because the only children who cannot be are so susceptible to logic that they must remain under cognitive quarantine and could not venture out to attend school anyway. We can then ensure that we have an illogical herd, which is collectively immune to logic, even though none of the individuals within it have actually been rendered immune to logical individuals. Yes, this is illogical, and that is exactly what we are striving to achieve.

If you have any questions about your child’s logic immunizations, please direct them to your cognition provider. Rest assured that he or she will do everything possible to protect your child from logic, no matter how logical you, the parent or guardian, may be. If you are concerned that un-immunized children present a threat to your immunized child, then we congratulate you on being fully up-to-date with your own logic immunizations.

If, on the other hand, you are so logical that you refuse to have your child immunized against logic, then that child will not be permitted to attend school, because he or she might introduce logic into the herd. This may cause members of the herd to become logical enough to realize that the school is not a closed system and that they come into contact with logic all the time. They may also realize that if your child’s logic can spread to them, then their immunizations did not work, so they themselves could have been bringing logic to school all along, and thus there never was an illogical herd. Furthermore, it might occur to them that the near elimination of various forms of logic in our society had little or nothing to do with immunizing against logic, but was instead a result of cognitive sanitation and a diet richer in propaganda.

So please, join the herd and help us in our ongoing battle against the spread of infectious logic. Make the informed choice that you are not allowed to make for your children and other people’s children. After all, other parents cannot choose for themselves if you do not choose for them.

Thank you for your inattention,

Sincerely Ours,

The Archbishop of Science for the Centers for Thought Control and Prevention

Since we’re talking about vaccines have you noticed that Ben Swann (Truth In Media) has released the CDC Whistleblower docs (or some of them)?

https://www.facebook.com/BenSwannRealityCheck/videos/1043476625717287/