1. Select a PDF from your computer to upload. Start now. …

2. Select your print options, black & white or color, or even just the 1st page in color. Then choose from our wide variety of binding options.

3. Pay with a credit card or PayPal.”

https://www.printme1.com/

You can also listen to mp3 files on a device with airplane mode enabled to disable wireless signal transmissions you’re not using.

I hope this helps! 🙂

I have 2 of Jon’s collections, totally blown away. I feel like a young child who has much to learn…

Thanks for Your comments.

Enticing… lower priced entry at $125. Would be nice to be able to buy a paperback for $10 at a bookstore… Still don’t know why Jon just doesn’t publish “normal books”. I hate reading pdf files. I read in bed away from as much electronics as I can, except for an am radio to listen to Noori’s coast to coast, and listen to jazz or classical station to get to sleep.

Wipeout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YusHyd-duQ

Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viy5g4Sms88

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/turfseer/the-virus-is-my-god

The Virus is My God

1. The scientists rode in one day
on their faces only frowns
“you all better stay inside
The virus has come to town”
The sheriff and his posse
I listen to what they say
You gotta trust the experts
Or else you’re gonna pay

2.The scientists they had a book
there was a lot to learn
they called it a new Bible
a book about some germs
It was full of hi-falutin language
But it spread throughout the land
We studied our new Bible
In words we couldn’t understand

Chorus(1): The virus is my God
That’s what I gotta believe
I bow to his injustice
And pray for my reprieve

3. I ventured out on one dreary day
and went to the general store
bought my paper for a dime
(it) said thousands will die, maybe more
Maybe now, one million
that’s what the governor said
Just listen to the governor
Or else we’ll all be dead

Bridge (1) Murphy was the town drunk
One day he fell asleep in bed
30 years an alcoholic, he sure bled
30 years he had cirrhosis
A diagnosis to ignore
They blamed it all on the virus
And that’s the reason he’s no more!

4.There was no evidence
of corpses lying in the street
But I came down with a fever
Now I felt the heat
Old Doc Brown paid me a house call
Said the reaper could be near
“your chances are 50-50”
Now I’m paralyzed with fear

5. I used to have a real good job
Working in the town saloon
But with all that social distancing
Now I sing a different tune
Our women folk keep cryin
they’ve been left bereft
when all the dust has settled
there will be no jobs left!

Chorus(1): The virus is my God
That’s what I gotta believe
I bow to his injustice
And pray for my reprieve

6. The minister went silent
His flock had disappeared
we pray upon the altar
of our God’s invisible fear
Old Doc Brown’s my apostle
he certainly knows best
I’ll live my life upon the results
of his sacred virus test

Bridge(2): Injun Joe was an outcast
Used to be a medicine man
Tried to peddle potions
He claimed were so grand
Brought him to the hanging judge
Said, “well hang you on that tree for sure”
Old Doc Brown and the scientists
Only they can find the cure

7.I paid a visit to Madame Lily
Her bordello had no crowd
I was lonely and just had to go
I confess I wasn’t very proud
But Lily said keep your distance
“can’t you hear the tolling bell?”
If you get any closer than six feet
You’ll surely go to hell.

Chorus(2): The virus is my God
Thankful that I still can pray
Listen to the Lord’s instructions
Fall down and obey

Instrumental

Chorus(2): The virus is my God
Thankful that I still can pray
Listen to the Lord’s instructions
Fall down and obey

8. Once the town was happy
the children they did smile
we had our locomotives
pulling crowded trains for miles
But Old Doc Brown and the scientists
Said we’re headed for an early grave
The Virus is now my God
Made me into a slave!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7sF9tMJNhY